February 19th. I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
RON FUCKING SWANSON
October 19th, Michael Meyers. Thank you.
Mine is someone I’ve never heard of and who, I’m sure, sucks. Because I have the worst birthday in the world. Not only is it the week before Christmas, so no one remembers it as compared to Jesus’, the only thing that happened on that day in history is the Wright Brothers tried to fly on that day. And failed. In the whole grand scheme of history, the only notable event was two fuckers failing to fly an airplane.
patty halliwell from charmed